With all of the metal personalities that have done reality shows over recent years, I was inspired to come up with some ideas. I know Ozzy had a show and Gene is doing some shows, but I came up with these ideas.
Exercise done dirt cheap
Early morning exercise show hosted by Angus Young. Involves a lot of running back and a forth with your guitar and mooning the audience halfway through the show.
Grilling with Gene
In time for Summer this would be a cooking show where Gene Simmons teaches grilling techniques where he cooks a variety of meats by breathing fire on them. Gene will have teenage assistants called "the Flaming Youth".
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Show where the hosts try to help find wigs for aging metalheads who are losing their hair. Hosted by Don Dokken and Kevin Dubrow.
What's he saying?
Gameshow where contestants try to guess what Ozzy Osbourne is trying to say.
Keep Away
Sports show where elementary school kids play keep away with a ball and Ronnie James Dio and Udo Dirkschneider try to jump up and get the ball.
**Feel free to add your own as I am sure they would be funnier than mine.
"How to Really Screw Up Your Career" with David Lee Roth.
ReplyDeleteRanea- Maybe the Nuge could get the meat and Gene Simmons could grill it.
ReplyDeleteBruce-Axl Rose and former Iron Maiden singer Paul Dianno could co-host that show with Diamond Dave.
Maybe a show where Sharon Osbourne throws eggs at all her enemies
ReplyDelete'Metal House' - Where each week a different heavy metal personality would redecorate/trash somebodys home.
ReplyDeleteHow about Metal Deathmatch. They could people like Ted Nugent and Axl Rose, stick them in a cage, and let them just beat the living shit out of each other.
ReplyDeleteI think your on to something.. grilling with Gene would be brillant or gardening with the red hot chili pepers or something like that, someone that smokes a lot of dope you know.
ReplyDeleteT-bone- If she threw eggs at Bill Ward and Ted Nugent then it could be called "Bill and Ted's egg-cellant adventure".
ReplyDeleteFuzz-That's a good idea, but I am not volunteering my house.
Phoenix-That's what they should do with American Idol have them fight for a record contract instead of singing lame versions of other people's songs. The music industry is a tough business so let's see how tough they are.
Crazy Dan- Yeah all they need to do is stick in a music video once every fifteen minutes, have an occasional guest and there's a hit show. Grilled meat and metal that's all they need.
I needed to laugh today and I thank you, sir, for providing it. You are so creative!
ReplyDeleteHow about "How Not to Wear Your Make-up", with Dee Snider.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Diamond Dave; he was fired from his radio gig today...
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