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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Metal Christmas songs

I think that I wrote on this topic last year, but not many people were reading it back then and I decided to rate a few songs.

AC/DC-Mistress for Christmas(1990)
Just another average song off of Razor's edge. Someone must have said "hey, Mistress rhymes with Christmas so let's write a song called that because it sounds kind of dirty". I seem to remember t-shirts of this with Angus holding a big bag with a woman's legs sticking out of it.

Venom-Black Christmas(1987)
An alright song from Venom, but just another their typical negative semi-satanic dribble as far as lyrics.

King Diamond-No presents for Christmas(1985)
This single was the first thing the King did after going solo. It's a good song, but a bit of a downer as far as jolly Christmas songs go.

220 Volt-Heavy Christmas(198?)
Probably the best metal Christmas song I know of as far as music and message. I assume they mean heavy as in heavy metal rather than "oh, that fruitcake made me feel heavy".


***What Christmas metal songs do you know of and what do you like?

29 comments:

  1. I've only heard the AC/DC song.

    Queen - Thank God It's Christmas
    Jon Bon Jovi's done a couple I think.
    Linkin Park - My December
    Spinal Tap - Christmas With The Devil

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  2. Anonymous5:01 AM

    I'm doing a holiday song meme now...I put AC/DC on it and don't forget Trans-Siberian Orchastra...If you really like "christmas music"!

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  3. I have not heard 220 Volt, but I do know AC/DC's, which is really quite lifeless.

    I have yet to hear a good metal Christmas song, even though the new Twisted Sister one is kind of catchy.

    -- david

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  4. I repeat ... Check out A Brutal christmas for some extreme metal renditions of the classics. Everything from thrash to Black/Death metal it's fantastic!

    I also have a sickenly brutal cover of "Jingle Bells" that is great, but I don't know who it's by. One hell of a death metal tune.

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  5. Anonymous3:48 PM

    I think Twisted Sister just put out a Chrismas album which scares me. Also it isn't metal but The Kinks Father Christmas is a great christmas song.

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  6. I don't really know any rockin' christmas songs, so to speak, other than I.Am.Santa.Claus. (instead of Iron Man) from a few years ago, which I found to be amusing for a while. And then there's that Billy Squier one, but I doubt it falls into your category. :)

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  7. I listened to some of Twisted Christmas and it's kinda funny, but in a way that I suspect would wear off on the second listen.

    A much better new Christmas album (although maybe not of much interest here) is Bootsy Collins' Chistmas is 4 Ever. Bootsy brings the crazy funk as usual, but with his own brand of holiday spirit. it's completely bananas.

    These aren't metal, but several good rock (or pop) Christmas songs are "Father Christmas" by the Kinks, "Christmas in Hollis" by Run-DMC and "Christmastime" by Blues Traveller.

    Trans-Siberian Orchestra is one thing that makes me glad when Christmas is over! It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly talented musicians can even more incredibly bad music.

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  8. Anonymous7:35 AM

    There is one Christmas CD out there called a Very Hairy Christmas or something like that, that has a bunch of 80's big hair bands doing X-mas songs. It is hard to find, and I hear its ok.

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  9. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Check out this link from our friends over at Sleaze Roxx!

    http://www.sleazeroxx.com/wforum/viewtopic.php?t=789

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  10. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Anything by X-mas Project or TSO.

    There is an album out there called "A Brutal Christmas"

    King Diamond has a lot.

    One I love though is Type O Negative's Red Water (Christmas Mourning)

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  11. Anonymous4:57 AM

    Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil.

    Classic!

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  12. I love the 'Iron Man' parody. 'I am Santa Claus.'

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  13. Anonymous4:57 AM

    uh how bout twisted sister- heavy metal christmas? its on youtube

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  14. Anonymous7:20 AM

    Don't know if anybody's
    already said this-- to
    lazy to read them all,
    but Korn did an AWESOME
    remake of Jingle Bells.
    It's really good, doesn't
    sound like Jonathan though.

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  15. iron maiden has done one called mother russia

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  16. Anonymous3:23 PM

    there's Type O Negative - Red Water (Christmas Mourning)

    There's also some albums i think one is "Hairy Christmas" with bands like Danger Danger and LA Guns, and Monster Ballads XMas as well.

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  17. Anonymous5:20 PM

    check this:

    wednesday13's "Burried By Christmas"

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  18. Anonymous10:07 AM

    I Declare War- Carol of the bells
    I declare war- Rudolf the red nose reindeer

    REAL death metal CHRISTMAS style

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  19. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Korn - Jingle Bells

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  20. Anonymous3:52 PM

    definitely i declare war- Rudolf the red nose reindeer, jingle bell rock, and carol of the bells and also august burns red- carol of the bells

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  21. Don't forget We Wish You a Metal Christmas. It's a compilation album of songs by supergroups including rock and metal legends from Alice Cooper to Dave Grohl.

    http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-30860-Anaheim-Metal-Music-Examiner~y2009m11d26-Anaheim-metal-music-mecca

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  22. http://www.eniaksolution.com/alex. A list of Metal Christmas review. Check it out! More are coming!

    Bye!

    Alex

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  23. Anonymous9:37 PM

    carol of bells and o come, o come emannuel by august burns red

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  24. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Austrian Death Machine-Jingle Bells with the Govinator

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  25. Anonymous2:34 AM

    anyone know who else does carol of the bells besides august burns red?? i cant think of it at all its on limewire alot and it has national lapoons Christmas vacation in the song

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  26. Carol of the Bells - August Burns Red (it's awesome)

    and also Jingle Bell Rock - Thousand Foot Krutch :)

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  27. Anonymous8:37 PM

    i haven't heard of any of them but these are a couple new ones i kinda like

    X-M@$ - Corey Taylor
    Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend - GWAR

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  28. Anonymous3:15 AM

    in addition to carol of the bells, august burns red does "o come emmanuel", and "little drummer boy"... there really needs to be an xmas album with the likes of tbdm, asp, abrb, log, cob, etc

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  29. Anonymous4:55 AM

    If you want to hear some awesome christmas metal check out august burns reds christmas songs!

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