posted by Metal Mark at
Wow. Are those boobs on the Krokus cover? What are they saying, "I love boobies?" Didn't Bloodhound Gang already capture that sentiment? And what happened to the old Krokus logo, the one that didn't suck?And what the hell was Metalwolf thinking? "Hey, we'll have a wolf that looks like the metallic incarnation of a traditional Navajo kachina doll. And it'll be standing in front of a nuclear reactor. Because nothing says metal like radioactive Native American artwork."The Prong cover is proof as to why people should be required to get a license before they're allowed to use Photoshop. I think that's a bicycle seat in the lower right. Maybe this is some sort of artistic statement about how death rides a bicycle. Or maybe it's just crap.With that said, I still stand by Warrant as being the worst. They actually thought it would be clever to have a piece of cherry pie covering her, uh, cherry pie. Hey, Jani Lane, guess what? This cover isn't clever at all, and you are a dimwitted douchebag.My vote goes to Warrant.
These are all pretty bad but the winner is Warrant - Cherry Pie.It was close because the Prong cover sucks too but I can't get over the cheesiness of the Cherry Pie innuendo. Like we all didn't get it.....
Yeah, my vote goes for CHERRY PIE too. I like that KROKUS cover and METALWOLF cover.
That Metal Wolf cover is one stupid robotic piece of junk.
Metalwolf is just cashing in on Priest. I'm taking Krokus.
This is like voting for president. All the candidates are so bad, I can't choose!
The Prong one is bad, but not nearly as bad as the others. Warrant is cheesy, but in 1990 it was just bad, but not shockingly bad. Krokus is very bad, it's look like it's not completed and even the old Krokus logo was tossed aside for something that look like it fell out of a cheap video game. However underdone is better than overdone which is what Metalwolf is. The Metalwolf cover looks like Fred Sanford went out into his junkyard and tried to build a model of Wile E. Coyote. It's complete crap all the way around and yet they tried to display it like it was the coolest thing in the world. So, yeah my vote is for Metalwolf.
Definitely four poor covers but to my untrained eye that mess of a Prong cover takes the honours as being the worst.
All suck. Warrant's most of all because of how they were screwed by the record label into releasing this album as it is. Metalwolf's is the cheesiest, however.
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