Sunday Metal Funnies with WarMinister-Out of the ashes

First off the band name WarMinister doesn't exactly flow so well and it's a little odd, but the real crime is the cover. It's so goofy I don't know where to start. Oh, let's begin with the background. It looks like they did it on graph paper because you can see the squares. Then the dude looks like a cross between he-man and Thor (the Canadian singer not the Norse god). Only he is standing like he is trying to keep from crapping in his pants or maybe his briefs are on too tight. Even the land looks funny like he is giant standing above a little canyon. The guy must feel cramped by the tiny surroundings too because he is tarting to step out onto the border. I don't know what fifth grader they got to do this or how much they paid him or her, but I am sure they paid too much. Oh, well it could have been worse. Well maybe not.

No Sunday metal funnies today

No Sunday metal funnies today I am afraid. I was sick most of the week and very busy at work so i didn't have the time to prepare something like I wanted. So instead of rushing something in I will instead skip this week, but be back with a double helping of funnies next week so come bakc for that.

Sunday metal funnies

I have seen better tattoos come with a box of cracker jacks.

Why does their Randy Rhoads look like a Barbie doll who has had her face melted?

Wow, Firehouse and White Lion. Did he run out of skin to have other heavy hitters like Loverboy and Giuffria put on there?

This is what happens when you combine alcohol, too much free time and a complete lack of artistic talent.


***Thanks to Bob Vinyl for telling me about this picture.
I hope to make the Sunday Metal Funnies a weekly column where I just post up a metal related picture and offer up some brief comments on it. Feel free to add your own comments.